annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

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asmilinggoddess:

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now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

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thranduil-the-elven-king:

cairistiona7:

Imagine if they re-released Captain America: The First Avenger as a black-and-white film…

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Except for the last scene….

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THAT WOULD BE PERFECT CAN WE PLEASE GET MARK RUFFALO TO SEE THIS BECAUSE HE WILL TALK FOR US PLEASE

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bombing:

with all due respect sir, you said you wanted to give her a “night she would never forget” that’s why i sold you the only thing in the entire store that would make you vomit uncontrollably. if you wanted viagra you should’ve just asked for it

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